window jump 

what you're supposed to do when idiots are arguing about really stupid shit

The argument was so stupid I had to do the window jump.

window jump by johnson7365 March 3, 2007

Jump Out the Window 

When you confess your love to someone.

"I think I'm ready to jump out the window and turn that nigga with right back into your friend though" - Big Sean

Yo dude I think I'm ready to jump out the window because of Alicia.

Dont do it dude! It has only been a week

Jump Out the Window by ThatttGuy April 19, 2017

jumped out the window

when you sneak out of a house that’s not your own. (you don’t necessarily have to jump out of a window)

sarah: “we were chilling and then hailey gets a call and jumped out the window”
gracie: “wait she snuck out of your house??”
sarah: “yeah i’m so pissed at her!!”

jumped out the window by mommydearest11 August 16, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008