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Wimpie known in Greek mythology...
It has been told over the ages that a person known as Wimpie walks comes down from the heavens and walk among the mortals and seduces the local women and his closest friends' mother figures...
This Adonnis can usually be spotted easily, he is extremely good looking and has a large reproductive organ, which the last person who has seen it has gone blind by the sheer pleasure it has brought...
The only way you can get rid of this sexy beast is the give him the town's most beautiful maiden and hope hes satisfied!!
Ted : Man you see that Wimpie coming, I think we should leave...he has a huge penis

Vicky : If I didnt know beter I would have thought you were the legendary Wimpie I heard about...
Wimpie : Why would you think that?
Vicky : Cause you got a huge penis and you are rougedly handsome
Wimpie by ashmanapola May 3, 2009
Related Words
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Was Stephenie Meyer's goal in life to wimpify vampires?
Wimpify by ALynnJ42 July 3, 2009

wimpitis 

The contagious condition of being wimpy. A person who won't participate in fun activities because they require effort or discomfort would be said to have wimpitis.

Also called wimpititis
Dena would rather sit in the chalet than go skiing, she must have wimpitis. I think she caught it from Jon.
wimpitis by annoyderek March 17, 2011
Basically the same as wimp except it is used as a verb now.
Running away from the situation, trying to avoid the situation...being a LOSER ABOUT IT...Yeah all of that!
He is so dumb, he's basically wimping out of the whole situation.

Stop wimping out!

Ok why are you being scared? Your wimping out for nothing!

wimping by I am Unique November 28, 2005
Being a wimpin means your being an ass
Donald stop being such a wimpin
wimpin by paper stacking shawn December 13, 2014
What Hollywood laughingly defines as a vampire these days; Vampires of the sparkly type (re: Twilight)
Jack: "I had to take my little sister to see the wimpire movie yesterday. I fell asleep."

Jill: "OMG but I heart Twilight!"

Jack: "I'm breaking up with you."
wimpire by T0nk5_McD3an May 7, 2011