Michigan Technological University is located at the top of the UP in the Keweenaw peninsula. The student population is only 26% women, and the winter is so grueling (up to 360 inches of snow) that most people begin having mental breakdowns around mid february.
To make the students feel better about their lives at MTU, the school used a ploy developed by the psychology department, and created a Four night long drinking festival. The end result was that students hangovers were so horrible by the end of the festival that they forgot all about how much winter sucked and were able to make it to spring sanity intact.
do not attempt carnival if you are pregnant, have liver disease, or plan on living past 50.
The arc in which a man bulks up by gaining as much muscle as possible during winter while wearing a hoodie/baggy clothes to later cut the excess fat in time for summer to be shredded.
The gym winter arc is up ahead. Time to put my head down and get to work.
Hot Guy Winter is said by thugs who are just tryna have a fun winter. Nothing impedes in a mans hot Guy winter, not even women. No sadness whatsoever because it’s hot Guy winter, we do what we want. #hot guy winter
- Chris and his girl broke up
- Oh that doesn’t matter it’s hot Guy winter he’s fine
The feeling of disappointment when one's dream that their expectations for a fun and relaxing winter break is shattered by the reality that it is boring as hell.
Symptoms include:
1. Copious amounts of laptop usage
2. Sleeping as much as humanly possible, or superhumanly if one is particularly sloth-like 3. Mass texts to friends to see what they are doing
4. Watching movies with parents only to be asked every 5 minutes "I fell asleep, who is that person?"
5. Family relatives you could ignore at school swarm over you en masse, destroying any privacy you hoped to have