willy waggle 

Willy waggle is to comicly waggle your non erect penis over the face of your partner.

"Aye, so last night I willy waggled yer hot sister"

willy waggle by Steve-oM September 13, 2006

willy waggledagger 

another word for william shakespeare. william=willy shake=waggle speare=dagger. another one like this is bill rattlesword.

"u read macbeth? its by that willy waggledagger"

willy waggledagger by joejoejoejoejoe July 9, 2007

Willy Waggler 

Someone who is a keen masturbater.

Mom: 'Just caught Andy jerking off again'

Dad: 'Again?! He's a right little Willy Waggler isn't he'

Willy Waggler by Comfy94s July 12, 2011

Willy wiggle 

A willy wiggle is where during sexual intercouse the willy becomes anxious begins to uncontrollably wiggle

Jackie:Martin had a willy wiggle last night!
Jim:well I am always here if you need. Backup!

Willy wiggle by 1837hshsk January 4, 2020

Willy wangler 

To obtain a willy by deceitive or manipulative methods.;
Or
Someone who leaves their facebook signed in, in the vacinity of people likely to change the best part of their profile to phallic symbols and status'.

Rob was willy wangling when he left his laptop on the lap of a malicious, fat woman.;
Or
Byron is a flange stomping willy wangler.;
Or
Margery is a serial willy wangler.

Willy wangler by WillyWonkersWorldOfWanking April 11, 2011

willy wiggle 

to be masterbated, get hand job, slang usually used by a pedofile

In the 1930's teachers could get willy wiggles for a nickle.
"He asked me to give him a willy wiggle, so i played with his thingy, it must have gott mad because it got real big and red, but then it got sick and threw up all over me and shriveled up and got small. I was sad i made it sick, but Mr. Thorton didnt seem to mind."

willy wiggle by but its not porn February 1, 2004

Willy wangler 

A dumb person or an insult to call your friends

Friend: *dies in videogame*
Me: oh you LITTLE willy wangler

Willy wangler by Macduck November 23, 2023