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will never get laid

Someone who has inadvertently given up on getting laid or women in general. These men generally have no experience whatsoever with women, i mean never even held hands. Someone who is afraid to talk to women and has given up on finding a female companion. This is very sad indeed and if you know a friend like this, i recommend you help them as much as possible. Breeding with a woman was god's gift to man, some men have been so women neglected that they actually give up on having any relationship with women and may actually become anti social if prolonged . the saying: "There is someone out there for everyone." THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE, NOT EVERYONE DIES TOGETHER AND PEOPLE DO DIE VIRGINS AND NOT ON PURPOSE. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY LADIES, SOME MEN HAVE GIVEN UP ON YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR NEGLECT.
You: " C'mon man there are plenty of fish in the sea."

will never get laid:"Not for me, i am my own ocean."
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a bird will never be a fish 

A truth that many should recognize. You can't make someone into something they are not. If you like banker types don't marry a construction worker. If you like the bad girl look don't marry the girl next door.
Ryan is in love with Meg but a bird will never be a fish.

Consequences will never be the same 

An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".

Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.
Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.

Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol

You will never get this! 

A phrase from the movie, Borat, coined by Borat himself in reference to his brother Bilo and sister Natalya.
"My sister, she show her vazhin, to, my brother Bilo, and she say, "You will never get this! You will never get this! La la la la la!" She all behind her cage, she crazy crazy, everybody laugh, you will never get this. But then one day, he break a cage, and he get this! And we all laugh. High five!

The streets will never forget 

An event or experience that everyone will remember
P1:
Yo do you remember when he was caught with half a pound of marijuana?”

P2:

“Yeah ofcourse, the streets will never forget“

When the person you love will never love you back... 

It's an amazing feeling, full of tears and an overwelming sense of love that will drive you crazy and never let you go. This person will enter your life and never leave, even if it is just in your mind. You will lose sleep planning how you'll smile at them, or how what you'll talk about if you happen to bump into them. You'll plan your whole day around them, notice every change in them, every bit of happiness, every bit of sadness and you'll conjure up amazing fantasy's which you know will never come true but you tell yourself that there's always room for dreaming. You'll want to talk about them all the time, discretely of course, mentioning them as much as possible, practicing how their name will roll of your tounge, you might even try putting your surname on their name or the other way round. It may seem like i'm describing obsession, but it's really just love.
'When the person you love will never love you back...' 'I haven't slept for weeks thinking of how i love them so much yet the have no idea..'

you will never be satisfied

you will never be satisfied with what you have. you get a wife/husband and then cheat on them by accident because the person that made you cheat is forcing you to.
Person A: i know my sister like i know my own mind, you will never find, anyone who is trusting or as kind! i love my sister more than anything in this universe--- you will never be satisfied, god i hope you're satisfiiiiiiied
Person C: you'll never gonna be president now!
Person B: *extremely pissed off*