The souce of all nastiness in our urban society and the ultimate bringer of STANK! WILL is the very cause of the holes in the O-Zone layer where ever this pile of human waste has visited brought about the apocalypse. Often refered to as a genderless abomination or simply "IT" this pimp on satan's ass is the fifth houremen of doom known as the horemen of smells. Anyone who happends to witness his excistance will feel degraded with highier self-esteem but worried about being seen with "IT" in public.

"IT" is know best for smell but also for "ITs" inability to asscess interaction with the females of our species.

The only known holy way to defeat this THING is to actually clean it with MANY CLEANING PRODUCTS!!! To kill this beast you most make sure not to cut or set it ablaze on earth for it's fumes would cause the second black plague. To properly dispose of this menice is to send "IT" into the sun for proper burning and GOD's divine judgment for this waste of time/life. "IT" can also be a reference to taking a crap of the worst kind....
"MAN! I just took a HUGE WILL! My toilet is still broken from last week!'

"My excuse for sucking so HARD is that I'm just fucking around, MUTHERFOUCKER!"

"Quick "IT" aprouches us hides the women and childern while bringing the crosses we need to exorcist this FREAK OF GOD!"

"Mes room, womens room, WILLs room....."

"I've walked ten miles and still didn't get laid, wWHAT NOW MUTHERFOUCKER!!!"
by Messager of all Cleniness August 12, 2009
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Brown hair, green eyes, buff body, that defines a will. total sex on legs
im looking for the perfect man , with charm and charisma to match his fine looks!
by W-Unit October 05, 2003
The hottest sexiest man alive he makes my motor run hes so bangable i would fuck him in a heart beat I LOVE WILLLLLLLLLLLLL <3333333
Will is so sexy...i juss wanna fuck him..all day..everyday...for the rest of my life! <3
by Marsha Wellington March 29, 2005
A trench coat wearing, tall, blue eyed son of a bitch. Usually is proficient in some form of self defence, and just as likely to kick someone's ass in an argument than reason with them.

A Will usually carries two different personalities. There is the fiery emotional character who is caring, compassionate, and aggressive when angered, as well as the cold, contemplative warrior that he is frequently percieved as. Described as having "unlimited patience, and unlimited rage".

Well known for their craftsmanship, creative, and/or debating skills. Feelings towards them are usually extreme, being either deep affection or incredible hate. They dislike making enemies but strangely take pleasure in physical fighting, and are sometimes too quick to resolve situations with physical force.

Overall, though they may be intimidating at first, they are often kind people at heart, and are prone to emotional damage resulting from failed or lost relationships. As a slight result of this, many "Will"-type people are social nomads, not really binding with any type of social clique and working best by themselves.

Though a trait that they are certainly not proud of, some Wills are so eager to create friends, not enemies, that they will lie, and this actually leads to loosing in relationships, further on. They fiercely adhere to their beliefs however, and some even live by a veritable "code of honor", somewhat like modern-day samurai.
"He was pulling some real stuff... and he was so aggressive with him!" Thomas spoke to his friend, recollecting the earlier fight. "He usually doesn't seem like this; perhaps he's turning into another Will?"
by Dura March 01, 2005
Will's are the sweetest type of guy a girl could ask for. Will's know how to treat a girl right, and always make her happy. Anybody who has ever let a Will go must've been insane. Will's are incredibly loving, and can make any girl's heart race. Will's are very trustworthy and loyal. And can make you fall head over heels in love with them, very fast. Will's are very handsome also. Will's are very caring and treat their girl better than any other other man would treat her. Will's are also very protective over their girls and are comeplete gentlemen. If you happen to come across a Will in your life NEVER let him go, it will be the stupidest decision you ever make. Treat your Will right and give just as much if not more love than he gives you. Appreciate what you have, and let the world know you're the luckiest girl in the world because you're dating a Will.
-Dawww, i love my Will.<3

-"That girl is so lucky, she's dating a Will. I'm so jealous."
by dramageek16 December 11, 2010
Will, a hesitant yet charming boy. His sense of humour, and boyish good looks are what makes the girls fall for him. Will never falls in love because he is scared, and cares too much about what others think of him. This is ultimatley what prevents him from being with that special girl. Artsy and unique, yet not strong enough to stand up to people. It's hard to live with him, but even harder to live with out him.
" i fucking hate that i love will"
by Anonymous7778866 May 05, 2009
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