This is really for lonely guys who can't get layed by anyone else but fat chicks.WILF Whale I'd Like to Fuck
Hey sexy (although she sweats in canada in january),I think you're a WILF and you should come back to my place.(tow truck optional).Explain wilf as another definition,then throw a twinkie and make her run while thinking of the "jello" song.
by Nasty Mcdirty May 04, 2006
Wife I would like to fuck.
Look over at that wilf in Wal-Mart.
by coppertop December 13, 2003
"Wife I'd Like (to) Fuck"
A married women with no kids who you'd like to fuck.

"DAMN that's one hot piece of ass!" said Kohl

"Ya man, she's a WILF!" Reilly replied
by reiles January 03, 2009
A Canadian five dollar bill. Also known as a Wilfy.
"Hey! You owe me a Wilf, eh?"
"How much is that poutine, friend?" "It's a Wilf."
by Sknarts November 29, 2011
Woman
I'd
Like (to)
Fuck
Daaaaaaaaaaamn, she sure is a wilf!
by Wilf November 28, 2003
Wear 'em out Wilf an old Comic-book character (Whizzer) that used to destroy and break anything and everything he came into contact with

Used as a nickname for clumsy people
Wear 'em out Wilf/Wilfred/Wilfy

He's only gone and Wilfed his trousers again

How come he keeps smashing things? hes such a Wilf

Wilf is a walking disaster area
by Only1Wilf July 10, 2011
Walrus i'd like to fuck
man look at all those wilfs
by wilfmister September 30, 2010
Werewolf I'd Like to Fuck, or simply Wolf I'd Like to Fuck.

Referring to Jacob Black from Twilight and The Twilight Saga: New Moon.
"When that hottie with the body Jacob Black turned into a werewolf, I almost had an orgasm sitting in the movie theater. I would so tap that wilf."
by screwmehard November 21, 2009

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