witisipi 

Wrap It. Tap It. Smack It. Pack It.

The Be All - End All advice to any guy for any chick problem he ever has.

It never fails to fix any problem, it simply helps prioritize and clarify.

Father: Son, remember what I told you...Witisipi.
Son: Yes, father. I'll always remember to wrap it, tap it, then smack it and pack it.
Father: I'm so proud of you.

witisipi by mehta29 October 22, 2006

whitishweed 

whitishweed is the BEST collaborative fnaf comic there is, i cant live without whitishweed, i cant eat without whitishweed, i cant sleep without whitishweed, i cant breathe without whitishweed. i love whitishweed so much, nobody understands. If Whitishweed has 1000 fans, I am one of them.

If Whitishweed has 100 fans, I am one of them.

If Whitishweed has 10 fans, I am one of them.

If Whitishweed only has 1 fan, that fan is me.

If Whitishweed has 0 fans, I no longer exist.

If the world is against Whitishweed then I am against the world.

you: whats whitishweed?
#1 whitishweed fan: WHITISHWEED IS THE BEST!!! I LOVE WHITISHWEED!!!'

whitishweed by whitishweedfan March 24, 2022

wiitastic

Something that would work really well on the Nintendo Wii games console, it would mean a game concept or idea would work particularly well on the Wiimote (the new motion sensitive controller)

A fishin game would be kinda wiitarded but a lightsaber game would be fuckin wiitastic

wiitastic by madgreendayfan October 4, 2006

wiiitis 

Wiiitis (pronounced "wee-eye-tis") is when muscles ache from playing too much Wii

"Dude, I can't play tennis today, I've got wiiitis from playing too much wii sports."

wiiitis by 5l4y3r360 July 6, 2007

wiitastrophe 

A catastrophic event or injury caused by improper use of a wiimote. Putting the wiimote through a window or TV, striking a friend or pet, any one of these can be a wiitastrophe.

Kyle didn't put the wrist strap on to play tennis. He went for an overhead smash to win the match and lost control of the wiimote which hit his plasma TV. The TV then fell into his fish tank, breaking it and sending a tsunami across his basement which drowned his cat. It was a wiitastrophe.

wiitastrophe by dw6245 May 26, 2008

writist

A word artist posing as poet,novelist,composer or author that transforms conventional writing by means of typing combined with electronic, techonotronic or paper media.

Such a skilled writist should hold several key positions.

writist by Hercolena Oliver April 2, 2009

Mx-Witis 

Mx-Witis is caught after speaking to MxW and is a very serious condition.
Symptoms include twitching, frothing at the mouth, seeing his face on every person you cross and finally ending up in a padded room with a Dairy Milk bar for your only company.
It can only be treated with a strong antibacterial soap, a lot of mouthwash, a visit to the doctors and a restraining order.

"zOmg eeeee'z gt mXwItIs!!!1111 runnnnnn!!!!"

"She has Mx-Witis, it had to be treated with some cream. It was special."

Mx-Witis by L_and_O June 27, 2008