Wrap It. Tap It. Smack It. Pack It.
The Be All - End All advice to any guy for any chick problem he ever has.
It never fails to fix any problem, it simply helps prioritize and clarify.
Father: Son, remember what I told you...Witisipi.
Son: Yes, father. I'll always remember to wrap it, tap it, then smack it and pack it.
Father: I'm so proud of you.