A dangerously gay group of australian men who, for some reason, have a show that is strangely funny and appealing to 1-3 year old children. Now they make millions of dollars. gay
Damn, the wiggles are on again.
Jesus, he is gayer than all of the wiggles put together. And that's hard.
The wiggles are speedballs for small children.
by Stuart's friend April 19, 2005
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Give this nickname to someone you have absolutly no respect for.
I have no respect for Jordan... Let's call him Wiggles.
by From: All of us. November 24, 2004
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A gopher-like turd that continuously pokes in and out of it's hole until you give a slight wiggle motion to plop it into the bowl.

To take a shit, in other words.
"Fuck I got to wiggle me a good one"
"Man that wiggle stunck!"
"FUUUCK I just clogged the toilet with my wiggle!"
by ○Cierra February 24, 2009
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A group of very gay australian men who seem to entertain the hell out of toddlers and infants. they wear bright, vibrant shirts and most likely butt fuck eachother allll niiiight looooong.
Those Wiggles are like crack for toddlers!
by Stuart April 18, 2005
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Four homosexual cretins whose names are generally forgotten by humans over two foot three inches.
In an instant, Palmer's life flashed before his eyes. Regrets, he'd had a few. But then again, too few to mention. His first regret was that in a hypomanic state preparing his assault team for combat, he had forgotten to put on his black combat boots. Instead, he was lying on the ground, dieing in his ‘The Wiggles’ socks. Secondly, he had never shared his seed with the one love of his life, Nagem.
by Typus June 1, 2005
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Four dancing, outrageously flamboyant millionaire Australian pedophiles/faggots who you wish painful death upon when you see, and wonder why they are allowed to be seen by children, but more, you wonder what dumbfuck parent takes their kids to see the wiggles, OR what retarded kid WANTS to watch the Wiggles. If you think Barney is bad, you ain't seen anything. This show has pink in every scene. These guys SCREAM homosexuality, and the people who think its "oh it's just what makes kids happy" ARE GAY TOO. AND Stupid. Most likely picks up on tons of hot, single moms too (Hey, they probably dig the mommy ass just as much, most faggots do), and makes millions of dollars writing songs with lyrics like "Do the Monkey!" when a kid in a Monkey Suit comes out, on a neverending quest to put subliminal sexual ideas in children's minds, while you slave away for your food.
Don't you idiots understand, the Wiggles are damned pedophiles!! They are there to encourage children to act like them!!! When the part of the "Children's version" comes on, they ACT JUST LIKE THEM!!! The animated dancing Mexicans part is trying to promote homosexuality!! Wake the fuck up! If you can't see it blatantly, you're retarded.
by exposerofpedos July 28, 2008
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