Definitions by Typus

onomatapoeia 

1. A word that sounds like the word it describes.

2. A six syllable word used by smart asses to sound more clever than they really are.

1. Fwap-fwap-fwap is an onomatapoeia.

2. Isn't Megan a smart ass?

onomatapoeia by Typus July 15, 2005

leap frog 

An analogy for taking turns, used to explain to my useless japanese contractor how efficiently conduct instrument loop testing.

Have three crews in the field calling back to one crew in the control room. Crew #1 - Shooting a loop. Crew #2 - Simultaneously shooting another loop. Crew #3 - Setting up for the next loop. When crew #1 or crew #2 are finished, they can setup for the next loop, by which time crew #3 is ready to shoot theirs. Did you ever play leap frog at school? Have you ever watched team pursuit at a velodrome? Have you seen how the three instrument air compressors communicate amongst themselves so at to decide which is lead, which is lag and which is standby? Same concept applies.

leap frog by Typus June 21, 2005

nose zit 

A zit in your nose that hurts like fuck.

I have a nose zit and it hurts like fuck.

nose zit by Typus June 11, 2005

chicks with dicks

Three words: Best. Porn. Ever.

"Bugger!" he whined, throwing the book down in disgust amongst his pile of dog-eared and semen-encrusted 'Chicks with Dicks' magazines. "I wish George and Tony were here now."

chicks with dicks by Typus June 8, 2005

surreptitiously 

To do something, usually forbidden, in a sly, sneaky manner.

They were thankful for the sunglasses. It enabled them to surreptitiously cast their joint gaze over Damina's ravishing body.

surreptitiously by Typus June 8, 2005

double tap 

Two bullet shots to the head in close succesion and close proximity made by an experienced marksman.

Just then, two shots rang out. Palmer slumped to the ground, having taken a double tap to the back of the head from 2nd Lt Pino Martello's sidearm; apouncy little Beretta 22.

double tap by Typus June 6, 2005

The Wiggles

Four homosexual cretins whose names are generally forgotten by humans over two foot three inches.

In an instant, Palmer's life flashed before his eyes. Regrets, he'd had a few. But then again, too few to mention. His first regret was that in a hypomanic state preparing his assault team for combat, he had forgotten to put on his black combat boots. Instead, he was lying on the ground, dieing in his ‘The Wiggles’ socks. Secondly, he had never shared his seed with the one love of his life, Nagem.

The Wiggles by Typus June 6, 2005