leap frog

An analogy for taking turns, used to explain to my useless japanese contractor how efficiently conduct instrument loop testing.

Have three crews in the field calling back to one crew in the control room. Crew #1 - Shooting a loop. Crew #2 - Simultaneously shooting another loop. Crew #3 - Setting up for the next loop. When crew #1 or crew #2 are finished, they can setup for the next loop, by which time crew #3 is ready to shoot theirs. Did you ever play leap frog at school? Have you ever watched team pursuit at a velodrome? Have you seen how the three instrument air compressors communicate amongst themselves so at to decide which is lead, which is lag and which is standby? Same concept applies.

by Typus June 21, 2005

nose zit

A zit in your nose that hurts like fuck.

I have a nose zit and it hurts like fuck.

by Typus June 11, 2005

B.O.B.

Battery Operated Boyfriend - A vibrator

Suzanne had given up on men. Rather than become a dyke, she settled for a B.O.B.

by Typus June 05, 2005

The Wiggles

Four homosexual cretins whose names are generally forgotten by humans over two foot three inches.

In an instant, Palmer's life flashed before his eyes. Regrets, he'd had a few. But then again, too few to mention. His first regret was that in a hypomanic state preparing his assault team for combat, he had forgotten to put on his black combat boots. Instead, he was lying on the ground, dieing in his ‘The Wiggles’ socks. Secondly, he had never shared his seed with the one love of his life, Nagem.

by Typus June 06, 2005

chicks with dicks

Three words: Best. Porn. Ever.

"Bugger!" he whined, throwing the book down in disgust amongst his pile of dog-eared and semen-encrusted 'Chicks with Dicks' magazines. "I wish George and Tony were here now."

by Typus June 08, 2005

cut lunch

To fuck someone's partner.

The last words that Palmer heard were from his treacherous Second Lieutenant. In a mincing voice, Pino yelped with glee, "Now I'll be able to cut your lunch again, Brian! Nagem is mine! All mine!"

by Typus June 06, 2005

blowfly

The visual effect of pulling your underwear up so high that either testicle hangs out its respective leg hole.

Brian and Jaymz had no fucking idea what to do with pale pink lacey g-strings, both of them being professional virgins. Jaymz put them on his head, crotch over his mouth and poked out his tongue, doing his best impression of a spitting viper. Brian put them on in the right place, but his balls were hanging out either side. "Look!" he exclaimed with glee, "I'm a blowfly!"

by Typus June 05, 2005