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I wonder what my wif is doing for tea.

Come here wif, I want you.
by jedipunk September 08, 2003
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Means good and bad or at the same time, or anything for that matter. Wif could me shit or happy. You can tell what someone is talking about because of the tone in which it is said.
Wif can be used as any word in any sentance.

A: How are you today?
B: Very wif
A: That good to wif

And almost every word in this sentance

A: I wiffed my wif so wif that it can't wif.
by Rag P Trayberg November 11, 2004
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Woman your friend's living with that he's practically married to but isn't officially. Quite possibly with her kids from a previous relationship. Not quite a wife but almost, which is why the e is left off.
I can go out tonight because the wif's taking the kids to the movies.
by The Dags July 28, 2015
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