6 definitions by MikeIan

Penses

A male appendage primarily used for procreation and hitting people. Can be up to 18 inches depending on your mood.

Ian hit his enemy with his 18 inch penses before adjusting his wig.

by MikeIan December 12, 2019

A woman or man whom happens to be married to Ian.

* marriage happens *

Ian: NEW WIF OK

by MikeIan December 12, 2019

The term referenced when one can eat thine ass.

Jan: *rat noises*
Ian: EATYASS OK.

by MikeIan December 12, 2019

Jan went to Kmart and got kicked out for being a bicn, ok?

by MikeIan December 11, 2019

The manner of which one throws their wig in excitement

*Ian throws Jan in the ocean before he marries Peacher.*
Ian: WIGS WITH DAD OK

by MikeIan December 12, 2019

A set of identical siblings who happen to look alike.

* Ian impregnates his new lover on the beach as they whale watch. They will now give birth to twines any second. *

by MikeIan December 12, 2019