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Rapid Weight Loss Center 

euphemism for using the toilet, especially "sitting down."
Boss: "Dave, where'd you go after you punched in?"

Dave: "Sorry, boss, I had to stop by the Rapid Weight Loss Center."

weight loss 

-noun weyt-los
Peeing, pooping and sweating more than you eat.

Origin: 2006; weight+ -loss
"I only had a salad for dinner, and I just dropped a one pound brown out my crown. Wow, that means weight loss."
weight loss by wally_moot October 6, 2006

Weight Loss 

It can always been done!
Weight Loss: Because there is no fat people in concentration camps!
Weight Loss by nd666 November 8, 2009

weight loss surgery 

Any of several surgical procedures designed to produce substantial weight reduction in obese patients refractory to conventional measures.
Current options for weight loss surgery include the following:

1. Gastric bypass, in which the esophagus is essentially connected directly to the small intestine. This reduces caloric intake at the expense of considerable potential adverse effects.
2.Gastric banding, also referrred to as bariatric surgery, compresses the stomach by means of an external mechanical device. Appetite and capacity are reduced resulting in gradual weight loss.
3.Above-knee amputation produces weight reduction in a biphasic pattern. The immediate post-operative drop is supplemented by a long-term increase in caloric expenditure derived from hopping.
weight loss surgery by Pbaddy September 7, 2009

Poverty Weight Loss Plan 

A strict non-eating plan based around the fact that you are broke, and losing weight as a result
Wow! Being underpaid sure has its benefits! I have lost six pounds this month due to the Poverty Weight Loss Plan! And the good news is, looking at my bank account, I can carry on until next payday!

LA weight loss 

A weight loss center..that sucks. I went on LA weight loss and only lost 20 pounds out of a desired 70. They suck..if you want to lose weight go to weight watchers
Dude..LA weight loss blows. It only works for the first month. You have to be perfect to lose all your desired weight...and no one can do that.
LA weight loss by Maybelline December 28, 2005