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whorelet 

1. A descriptive term for girls under the age of 18 who dress in cheap hooker fashion. Often inspired by the likes of 'Bratz' dolls.
2. Young whores.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were like, the orginal whorelets.
whorelet by Morally Outraged January 6, 2005
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Polar Whortex 

Inuit slang for an eskimo woman's vagina. To be inside of it is a wonder of nature as it is both sludgy and moist but subzero in temperature at the same time.
Nanook loved his wife, but hated how cold his lovesicle would get when he would stick it in her polar whortex.
Guy 1: That girl is nasty! She sleeps around, has STD's and everything. I swear she has a dumpster between her legs.
Guy 2: Yep, she's a whorte alright.
whorte by Assila April 17, 2008

Whorelette 

One of the under-age Kardashian/Jenner girls that has not yet been shoved sideways up our collective asses.
Kylie Jenner (born August 10, 1997) is the youngest whorelette of Kris and Bruce Jenner.

The young whorelette was first featured in Paper magazine's "Beautiful People" article series with her sister Kendall Jenner.1 She broke out into the limelight with her acting/modeling debut with Sears, "Crush Your Style".
She is pursuing her modeling career by doing photo-shoots with OK! Magazine,2 Teen Vogue and photographer Nick Saglimbeni. She says she would "like to try acting too, but college comes first."

It's already starting...
Whorelette by RAAAAAAAAAWR September 21, 2011

whorelene 

Any female whose name ends with "lene" who drinks too much. (ie: Charlene, Darlene, etc.)
Example: Wow, did you see Whorelene tipping back those drinks? I hope she

doesn't yack on the shower curtain.
whorelene by Drizzle-tre9 August 27, 2017

Clarence Reginald Whorley Award 

This award is given to individuals that consistently lie, make false promises, and screw over their friends for no apparent reason and without any self-gain.

Historically this award can only be given out after one has been nominated and a third party has validated and concedes the nomination.

There is no contesting this award

This award can be given out in two different manners.
1. as a crown for limited circumstances.

2. As a bronze plaque for a life-time achievement award displaying the historically & commercially famous Chicago maître d' Frank Brown. If the rare circumstance of a woman winning this honor occurs the picture of Frank Brown will be replaced with the historically & commercially famous Nancy Green.
Friend 1 "Is Carmen finally coming down to hang out?"

Friend 2 "No, for the 50th time he lied and decided to stay at home to wash his counter tops! This is Ridiculous! I nominate Carmen for the Clarence Reginald Whorley Award for lifetime achievement!”

Friend 1 "I concede that nomination! He’s a shoe in, Good Call!!"