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Where have you been all my life? 

An interest in something one admires; a person really likes you and can't see themselves not having you in their life; you are the one that prayed about and hoped for; and one that is unique and different than anyone they have ever dated

all have been my where you
companion soulmate
Jessica: I really enjoy spending time with you. You always seem to put a smile on my face.
Michael: I feel the same way, Jessica. Where have you been all my life?
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where have all the cowboys gone ? 

1. Paula Cole tune from the late 1990's; not so surprisingly, a big hit with feminists and frustrated single women everywhere. Go figure.
2. Justin Bieber - NOT a cowboy.
'I go do the laundry, while you go have a beer'. Yippy I, Yippy A !

Where have all the cowboys gone ? Simple. They're all women now - minus the penises.

Where have you been ?

A question asked by a female voice in your head whenever you enter a cafe shop and a guy says "ah you are back"
Voice in le head : Where have you been ?, been searching all along, came facing twilight on and on

Vagina having whores have arrived 

"The Vagina Having Whores Have Arrived, why don't life stop."

Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under

Referring to who have you had sex with
sex whose bed have your boots been under

where the hell have you been loca?! 

literally the best line in twilight: new moon.
bella! where the hell have you been loca?!?!???