whoaing like Keanu Reeves 

A state of fascination or awe. Therefore, you say "whoa" in response to whatever you find unbelievable.

This definition is dervied from the movie The Matrix starring Keanu Reeves. He says "whoa" once he learns of his incredible powers.

Example #1 "Oh my God, I'm totally whoaing like Keanu Reeves over here. Did you see Vanilla Sky? What a mind bender!" says Jules.

Example #2 "The sex has to be great," says Marc. "It has to be so good that is has you whoaing like Keanu Reeves."

whoaing like Keanu Reeves by Omarossa June 28, 2005

Ball Whopping 

That “whopping”, smacking sound made by a dude’s balls and ballsack as it smacks repeatedly against a girl’s taint or butt cheeks during some vigorous sex. Position, intensity and type of penetration (vaginal or anal) vary the level of whop.

Whopping may also occur during a serious session of skull fucking oral with the smacking of the sack against the chin or throat.

My nuts are sore from ball whopping Rachel last night.

I think my mom could here the ball whopping coming from my room. I muzzled my girl’s moans by stuffing her panties in her mouth but I could do nothing about the beating of my mansack against her ass.

Ball Whopping by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Whoplinger(s) 

A word my dad used to use when I was a kid, to call a child or group of kids. such as calling a child that you dont know there name. or to call children as you watch a school bus go by.

(Dad) : "so where's your little whoplinger(s)?" (Friend) "Oh the kids they are with there mother getting Ice Cream."

(Watching a School Bus go by) "There go the whoplinger(s)."

Whoplinger(s) by Was a Whoplinger September 18, 2010

ass whoppin 

to get ya ass whopped; gettin beat up

yo if u fuck with me you gonna catch an ass whoppin.

ass whoppin by Riah from Philly February 8, 2007

whopping tallywacker 

a monstrous penis that is at least 8.5" when flaccid

T-Hut has a whopping tallywacker in his pants

whopping tallywacker by phishpac3 March 4, 2010

Brolly-whopping

Brolly-whopping : the act of inserting an umbrella into the anus, follwed by repeated opening and closing of the parasol.

The term can be used when speaking of beach parasols as well as umbrellas.

Origin : sexual fetish/punishment of German descent.

1. "I've just been brolly-whopped."
2. "This pornography movie would be vastly improved by the addition of a brolly-whopping scene."
3. "I fancy a brolly-whopping."

Can also be used as a threat, ie:
1. "Shut the hell up, lest I give you a brolly-whopping."

Brolly-whopping by ekul May 26, 2004

Whopping Johnny 

A crazy, veiny, thick, long, throbbing, out of control erection. The Godzilla of all boners. Saying "Code Whopping Johnny" can also be a discreet way of teleing someone you have a boner, so others don't hear.

Guy1: Hey dude, come with me to go sharpen my pencil
Guy2: No way i'm standing up right now, I have the biggest Whopping Johnny.

Whopping Johnny by Originalshizzz April 26, 2011