Dank Whoolie

Raising the front tire of a motorcycle off the ground, squids use this to determine the alpha male of a group of gixxer riders. The longer the whoolie is held the danker it is.

Dude did you see Greg's dank whoolie? He held it for like two seconds! Fucking sick!

Dank Whoolie by Gixxersquid May 2, 2018

Anal Whoopie 

Anal sex. Makin whoopie...anally.

While hiking at the local park, I came across two fags having anal whoopie in the bushes.

Anal Whoopie by Briney Hiney July 7, 2016

Whoozing

The act of wheezing incoherently due to an entertaining joke or action

" My teacher was fired in front of the class, it was so funny we all started whoozing "!

Whoozing by Drew German & Bear Grylls April 23, 2017

Nigglet whooping 

Nigglet whooping is when a black fat cunt gets spanked by their dad or mom or someone special to them because they like got F on their biology test about what the fuck diarrhea is.

"How the fuck this kid doesn't know what diarrhea is, this black piece of shit got diarrhea himself like wtf!?" the dad said while spanking the shit out of the nigglet "like damn he is getting a nigglet whooping"

Nigglet whooping by EAT ASS123 September 17, 2018

Ass whoopin 

A beating

Imma give you an ass whooping when we get home

Ass whoopin by Me=word plug June 10, 2018

whoptie doodle 

A delicious fat ass that you see one time in your life. It can be replaced if you see one that is of higher quality in the future, but it must be greatest ass you ever seen by your eyes.

Yo, Jenna over there got the Whoptie Doodle!

whoptie doodle by mdharia15 October 8, 2014

pulling a whoopi 

To act as Whoopi Goldberg would in any given situation.

For further clarification on how to pull whoopis and recognize when whoopis are being pulled, please watch the following films and comercials: Ghost, Sister Act, and 1 in 3 like me (light bladder leakage).

Look over there! He's running with a fanny pack! And look! She's running in a habit! Everyone's pulling whoopis today!

Person 1: I just pulled a whoopi.
Person 2: How so?
Person 1: I just spritzed. I've been leaking for years!

The following statements are considered examples of pulling a whoopi: "Molly, you in danger girl," "Can I keep this pen?" and "I signed the wrong name... can I have another?"

pulling a whoopi by isignedthewrongname July 19, 2010