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Whizzin' the Jizz 

'Is someone in the bathroom?'
'Yeah, Gordon's in there whizzin' the jizz'

Night Vision Whizzing 

Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.
Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!

Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!
The ship from Falsettos with Whizzer Brown and Marvin. Can also be spelled Whizzvin
probably someone super emotionally not okay who ships this bc they've watched the entirety of Falsettos
one gay broadway fan: YO WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SHIP??
another gay broadway fan: bro probably whizvin
one gay broadway fan: omg are you mentally okay?
whizvin by sh_tl_rd April 17, 2022
underground Belgian dance with one rule: show your index fingers
i was wizzin so hard in the club last night man!
Wizzin by Wizzinking November 27, 2011
To be getting panties in a bunch over nothing, to be "tripping" if you will. Means that you are being really unpleasant, uncool, and people dont want to be around you. (Verb, gerund)
BRO why you wizzin on me?!?!?! I thought that you were above elias and his wizzinness in wizland like a wizzard.
Wizzin by The wizzard May 21, 2008

whizzing jizzer 

Synonym for "the helicopter"; a sexual act in which the male spins his penis (the "jizzer") in a manner resembling the rotating blades of a helicopter (the "whizzer").
- What's the matter, Julie? That time of the month again? I know something to cheer you up: whizzing jizzer!

- Hey bro, why the wet hands? Do the whizzing jizzer when you went to the mens' room?
whizzing jizzer by MacroPhallus October 30, 2012