Whirligig

When that one friend is being a touch too zesty for your Catholic school

Stop being such a whirligig

Whirligig by AIDSwarrior January 20, 2022

whirling blade pitcher 

A blender, something used to blend things. A much cooler name.

Max: Dude, let's make a milkshake!
Dave: Bro, we can't, my whirling blade pitcher is broken.

whirling blade pitcher by homestuckobsessed November 29, 2011

whirlygig 

An unspecified object that has some sort of rotational point.

Rhade got off the merry-go-round and said, "That was fun, what do you call this whirlygig!"

whirlygig by dragynborn March 9, 2007

Whirling Torpedo 

The act of spitting in ones ass and the receiver of the ass spitting torpedoing the spit back into the spitters mouth.

Gertrude got whirling torpedoed by Phyllis’s at the kick back last night.

Whirling Torpedo by Bigdaddy3nuts July 22, 2021

Whirling Pervish 

When two people have sex in a swivel chair

Dan: So what happened with Cathy last night?!
Steve: had a few drinks, went back to my place, and I gave her a Whirling Pervish!
Dan: Awesome!

Whirling Pervish by Vancarrie May 14, 2009

whirling down the shitbowl 

Going to pot, going to hell in a handbasket; a way of saying that a situation or a person's condition is deteriorating extremely rapidly.

Mom's mind is whirling down the shitbowl; she always forgets to take her meds, she lies in bed naked all day, she has poopinary and pissinary incontinence, she won't even get up to get a glass of water.

whirling down the shitbowl by Telephony May 4, 2019

whirling vortex

A sex move when the man waves his pennis in the air and goes "Im whirling the vortex"

Ladie:My husband did such an amazing whirling vortex last night!
Ladie 2:Damn my husband did his whirling vortex wrong!

whirling vortex by the whirling vortex dude June 8, 2010