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whiphead 

verb: to injure someone whether intentionally or unintentionally. The injury may be mental or physical but is usually not serious.

noun: 1. someone who injures another; 2. a deviant.
That guy totally whipheaded me when he cut me off on the freeway.

I got to the store at 9:02 just as some whiphead was locking the door.

That whiphead is always sitting on the corner looking at me.
whiphead by THW April 7, 2008
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whipped for jimin

Being so in love with Park Jimin you'd do anything for him. Give him the universe even.
Damn, V is so whipped for Jimin.
whipped for jimin by January 22, 2018
whir-ley | \ ˈwhər-lee \
plural whirlies
Can be used as both a noun and a verb

1: a large human feces adhering to the side of a toilet bowl specifically above the water-line that is ignored to the extent that it is intentionally left visible resulting in observation and/or cleaning by others.
a: typically semi-solid in nature
b: strong adhesion qualities
c: remains visible and in-place despite one or more toilet flushes
d: intentionally disregarded by the defecator allowing the sight or scent to be noticeable by others.
What the fuck did you do in the toilet….there is a whirley in the toilet. What kind of a human walks away from something like that?

I’m going to the plumbing showroom and whirley in the display toilet.
whirley by Retired in Naples March 8, 2019

nigger whipper

The greatest of all inventions. A grand machine that punish those naughty monkeys from disobeying you. All niggers will witness the wrath of the nigger whipper. Hence the name Nigger whipper, a machine that whips niggers.
Slave master: Tyrone, you've stolen cotton again, the nigger whipper is gonna turn you black and blue my naughty little nigga.
nigger whipper by BigBlackNigger9000 November 21, 2017

tiajuana bull whipper

when someone takes a crap in a sock and hits another person across the face with it

Whimple Whomple

Hey Dave, will you throw on some whimple whomple? I'd love to here the new Datsik remix!
Whimple Whomple by isallthatglitters December 16, 2010

mr whipple 

A fictional crooked ebay seller,from Mr. Whipple in the old Charmin commercials , in other words a seller of ass-wipe. Mr Whipple will send the wrong items, and when contacted admit that it is his mistake. Mr Whipple will then offer to give a refund provided you send the items back. Paying $10 to return a $10 item is not worthwhile, and Mr Whipple counts on this. If you point out it is his mistake, and he should pay to fix it Mr Whipple will tell you to read his return policy. If you threaten to give him negative feedback if he doesn't set things right Mr Whipple will shoot back that you are trying to blackmail him , and he is filing a complaint with ebay. By now you realise that Mr Whipple has done this many times before, and the $10 isn't worth the hassle. Signs of Whippledom an item is listed at a good price and gets no bidders item is re-listed at a better price and still no takers. Buyers who would be interested have been burned by the seller,or know about his past scams won't touch it. The seller has some really nasty feedback, and his standard reply is I offered to return their money. A seller whose refund policy is the buyer is responsible for all shipping no exception's deal where the items' cost is cheap and the shipping expensive. What to do. If it makes you feel better leave nasty feedback (like it really does any good), warn your friends, accept the fact that you have been cheated by a pro, and forget about it.
The seller sent the wrong stuff, and expects me to spend $10 for shipping to get a $10 refund, Mr Whipple strikes again. This is the third time I got cheated by Mr Whipple, how many of those guys are there ?
mr whipple by knowman March 7, 2008