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...and that's when i saw the blood... 

a pointless-story-ending, similar to "and then i found ten dollars." when your story went nowhere, you put this on the end to make it interesting. generally used satirically to admit story-telling defeat.
cammie:well then it looked like the car had a scratch, but then it didn't really...

lila: cammie, is this story going anywhere?

cammie:...so i saw this chick, and i wanted to talk to her, but then i didn't...and that's when i saw the blood...

lila: *facepalm*

And that's when you shave your lama 

Used in reference to the act of pre-coital shaving of David M's mothers pubic areas/regions for the purposes of slander and or a waterpark like vagina. It's just like the Playboy Mansions Grotto but without the bunnies.
Oh man and that's when you shave your Lama! Cause you know you ain't going to be toiling in the swamp waters.

that's when we all three stood up

Used to describe when a situation has suddenly turned awkwardly confrontational, dangerous or tense. Derives from a scenario where three men are casually sitting down and exchanged words escalate to the point where they stand up, ready to fight or possibly reach for a gun.
...then she told me she was late and that's when we all three stood up. Come to find out she was just talking about how she missed the first 15 minutes of her psyche class the other day. Whew!

that's going to itch when it dries 

The comment one makes when they, or someone else has a really wet-sounding fart
Billy: (farts loudly)
Tom: "Damn, Billy. That's going to itch when it dries!"

when you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off 

quote by Paris Hilton
-that's so gay
-When you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off

That's what your mom said when you were born 

You say this when someone insults you.
"You're gay and retarded!"
"That's what your mom said when you were born."