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fiancée

Undesirable low-class female. Usually profane and/or heavily drunk in a social situation.
Dude, come check out this fiancée on the bathroom floor with puke all over her shirt. I'm gonna have to take her home to meet Mom and Dad!
by exitflagger April 22, 2008
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schedule

Being forced to do something you don't really want to do or having unwanted obligations. Usually refers to a controlling girlfriend.
Nicole wants me to go with her to see some chick flick on Saturday night. It's all one big schedule with her.
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
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lower unit

A nice female rear end that is unusually close to the ground when she walks, possibly because of short legs. More commonly used in reference to the storage compartment on a fishing boat.
(Girl walks by)
Guy 1: Godzilla, check out the lower unit!
Guy 2: Damn, that IS a lower unit!
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
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Used to describe when a situation has suddenly turned awkwardly confrontational, dangerous or tense. Derives from a scenario where three men are casually sitting down and exchanged words escalate to the point where they stand up, ready to fight or possibly reach for a gun.
...then she told me she was late and that's when we all three stood up. Come to find out she was just talking about how she missed the first 15 minutes of her psyche class the other day. Whew!
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
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rip snorter

State of being highly buzzed and having a good time.
That tall chick I was talking to at the bar had a stinkin' filthy rip snorter, dude. She was offering me shots of Jager and falling off the stool and shit. I think I might be temporarily in love.
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
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vidal

To have a strange and conspicuous hair style.
Whoa! Check out the hot vidal on that dude over there! (*golf clapping*) Very good, sir!
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
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take a piercing

Act of going to a less-than-desirable bar or club strictly because there may be a healthier ratio of available women there.
I'm getting a little bored here. We may have to go take a piercing over at The Station when we finish these beers.
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
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