Definitions by exitflagger

tinkertoy 

To be very hungover from drinking the night before.

I couldn't get off the couch yesterday. I had a treacherous tinkertoy.

tinkertoy by exitflagger May 6, 2008

wrist trouble 

Homosexuality. Derives from the tendency for gay men to dangle their hands effeminately when gesticulating (...not that there's anything wrong with that).

Guy 1: I'm pretty sure the dude that cuts my hair has wrist trouble.
Guy 2: A gay male hairdresser? You're shittin' me!

wrist trouble by exitflagger May 6, 2008

open car doors

When someone's ears protrude conspicuously from the side of his/her head, resembling a car with two open doors. (Sometimes shortened to just "car doors")

Gah! Check out the open car doors on that dude!

open car doors by exitflagger May 6, 2008

singing his ass off  

Refers to a singer who has a flat voice or regularly wanders off key.

Guy 1: Let's go to The Station tonight.
Guy 2: Oh man. I can't take that band that plays over there. That little short dude's gonna be singing his ass off and I'll be cringing all night long.

singing his ass off by exitflagger May 6, 2008

face burning 

An embarrassing situation. References blushing from humiliation.

He didn't want to confront her in person and take that face burning. So he just left a message on her voice mail.

face burning by exitflagger May 6, 2008

got a ratin' 

To smell something stinky or highly odorous. Originates from the practice of rating farts from 1 to 10.

(*sniff*) Aw, man... I got a ratin' over here! You farted didn't you, you nasty son of a bitch?

got a ratin' by exitflagger May 6, 2008

molding and sculpting

To convince yourself that an ugly woman is attractive as a means to a sexual end. Much like "beer goggles", this usually happens while drunk.

Guy 1: Holy crap, why is Jimmy buying drinks for that Frankenstein-looking chick?
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.

molding and sculpting by exitflagger May 6, 2008