exitflagger's definitions

freezer filler

A sexually attractive female who is not exactly petite; possibly larger than you.

Term derives from deer-hunting terminology that refers to bagging a deer that is large and rife with edible meat (to be stored in the freezer) instead of having a trophy-sized rack.

Guy 1: Wow, look at that big chick over there! Not bad!
Guy 2: Yeah, that's a freezer filler right there.

by exitflagger May 2, 2008

rip snorter

State of being highly buzzed and having a good time.

That tall chick I was talking to at the bar had a stinkin' filthy rip snorter, dude. She was offering me shots of Jager and falling off the stool and shit. I think I might be temporarily in love.

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

singing his ass off

Refers to a singer who has a flat voice or regularly wanders off key.

Guy 1: Let's go to The Station tonight.
Guy 2: Oh man. I can't take that band that plays over there. That little short dude's gonna be singing his ass off and I'll be cringing all night long.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

brown your looms

To shit in your pants. References the color of fecal matter and Fruit Of The Loom underwear.

He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!

(variation of "brown your looms")

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

open car doors

When someone's ears protrude conspicuously from the side of his/her head, resembling a car with two open doors. (Sometimes shortened to just "car doors")

Gah! Check out the open car doors on that dude!

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

puke johnson

Slapping style of bass playing associated with funk music.

I been diggin' on some Red Hot Chili Peppers lately. That little ugly dude in his drawers can get all over that puke johnson shit, man...

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

schedule

Being forced to do something you don't really want to do or having unwanted obligations. Usually refers to a controlling girlfriend.

Nicole wants me to go with her to see some chick flick on Saturday night. It's all one big schedule with her.

by exitflagger April 25, 2008