Butt wheezing 

This occurs when the Anus is dilated so flatulence escapes with a wheezing breezy sound.

Ben Dover found that when he was getting an enema, his flatulence sounded like butt wheezing.

Butt wheezing by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Carl Wheezer 

The living embodiment of Satan who after doing cock and ball torture can destroy galaxies is seconds.

Jimmy: All hail Carl Wheezer
Sheen: All hail Carl Wheezer

Carl Wheezer by Nashers567 April 11, 2020

Croydon wheelie boys

A "gang" of douche bag kids in the small town of croydon pa who pretty much just ride on bikes in the middle of a main road and do some dumb ass bike tricks and act like they're tough even though they're weak privileged assholes who should really get a life but that's none of my business.

"Croydon wheelie boys sure are annoying"

Croydon wheelie boys by XDRAWR July 5, 2016

Wheezing

The sound you make when your laughing so hard that you can't really breath or make so you're just sitting there like a dying seal

Bitch I'm wheezing

Wheezing by Kelly de bitch June 13, 2018

Carl Wheezer 

a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.

Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up

Student 1: Astronaut!

Student 2: Chef

Student 3: Doctor

Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!

Teacher: *aims the AK-47*

Carl Wheezer by rookhazed-chan March 20, 2020

Wheezing

When you laugh so hard you start to wheeze.

Somebody says something so funny you laugh to the point of wheezing. It is also something that happens during asmtha attacks

Wheezing by KingofLingo June 2, 2018

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes 

A joke shop located in Diagon Alley where all you're pranking dreams come true. Owned by Fred (RIP) and George Weasley. Home to anything fun in the wizarding world. Well known for insulting Voldemort with the You-Know-Poo sign.

Argus Filch's worst nightmare...

Dude, let's go to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!

Yea I need to restock my joke supplies! Filch took it all.

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes by TrueMILAer December 27, 2010