whatthefuck o'clock 

An ungodly hour in the morning, when it is still pitch black outside and freezing cold.

Bob has to get up at whatthefuck o'clock each morning just to arrive on time to work.

Dude why did you wake me up? it's whatthefuck o'clock!

whatthefuck o'clock by wqrt13tr October 1, 2010

[e-mail] 

A phrase used by soldiers to express displeasure with Army regulations, chain of command, piss poor planning, etc.

Soldier A: Hey, did you hear that the 1SG plans to have an unnecessary convoy on what is expected to be one of Iraq's most violent days since the start of the war?

Soldier B: [e-mail]

[e-mail] by just another pawn March 15, 2005

Whatthefuck-ness

That void of time, usually after getting wasted or very high, where you don't remember a goddamn thing.

Sue: "Wow! I just checked my bank account and I spent over a hundred bucks at the bars last night!"

Alison: "How the fuck did you manage to do that? I'm broke too...what happened?"

Sue: "I haven't got a fucking clue. I remember up to a certain point and then everything after that is like one huge void of whatthefuck-ness."

Whatthefuck-ness by wastedone April 21, 2011

:jackstauberearless_whatthefuck: 

:jackstauberearless_whatthefuck: is a custom emoji commonly used in the discord lemon demon fan server, to express "out of words". the emoji pictures a sapari cat without it's ears and whiskers.

1. Juno: you could fuck piss if you froze it and turned it into a cube of piss

Everyone: :jackstauberearless_whatthefuck:

2. Akifunk: *exists*
People: :jackstauberearless_whatthefuck:

:jackstauberearless_whatthefuck: by arkadezz September 3, 2021

Whatthefuckitude 

A measure of outrageousness in situations, people, actions or locations that are far beyond the norm, causing people to exclaim "What the fuck!?"

The remake of the movie Footloose into a film about country music has reached a new level in Whatthefuckitude.

Whatthefuckitude by BondDave September 28, 2011

Whatthefuckistan 

A term used to describe an obscure country in any part of the world.

Bill just got back from a trip to Whatthefuckistan. Supposedly, he was teaching English to the little Whatthefuckistani boys and girls.

Why does the War on Terror skip over all the fun countries? All we do is hit Whatthefuckistan and Whatthefuckistan, Jr. Ugh!

Whatthefuckistan by American Idget June 10, 2010

whatthefuckaphobia 

Fear that everything doesn't make sense anymore & not knowing what's gonna happen next.

Billy's so upset since this stoopid kung-flu crap came out, he's got whatthefuckaphobia.

whatthefuckaphobia by I am el fartismo September 15, 2020