whacksturbate 

A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.

DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...

whacksturbate by ghoof June 11, 2006

Wackest 

Worst; of least effect.

"Gimme yo' controller jawn, yo punk a** just did the wackest outta all 'em"
(actual quote while playing 360)

Wackest by BloodyHeadbutt March 11, 2010

Tack Whacket

During sex the male gets down on all fours letting his "wang" hang down, while doing this the female gets under him and uses his shaft as a punching bag.

"So Porshia,I heard you pulled a tack whacket on Joey the other night."

Tack Whacket by J-izzo March 6, 2004

whackstreet 

The term used for a group that can't succeed in the music industry. EVER. Songs sung by whackstreets usually is a compilation of Filipino, English, and maybe even some Spanish.

The Whackstreet Boys tried singing to a Filipino Celine Dion, which brought us to tears.

whackstreet by Marice March 31, 2004

whacksturbate 

A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.

DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...

whacksturbate by ghoof June 11, 2006

whacksturbate 

1) portmanteau of whacking-off and masturbating
2) violently beating off then finish you jerk off session with calm swift hand motions

Bob: I love to whack-off violently then finish with a nice calm hand massage.

Tim: Don't do that because if you whacksturbate, your can fuck up your wrist

whacksturbate by one4the$ August 23, 2009

whackstar 

Someone who thinks that they are hardcore, and from the streets, but they're not, they're fake.

"You'se a whackstar nigga"
"You don't deal shit, you aint from the streets, you'se just a whackstar

whackstar by SuperMan32 December 16, 2008