whack-a-moling

When one is needing a turd SO bad that the turd is protruding from the sphincter and retracting at a constant rate, thus giving the faeces the appearance of a "whack-a-mole."

"Oh man I need to get out this car, I'm Whack-a-moling!!!"

"Sorry I am late boss. The stairs were a nightmare with this whack-a-mole in my arse."

by K-Y Jimmy October 1, 2013

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While jerking off a man, with the free hand you hit the tip of the cock with an open palm as if you are playing the popular carnival game "whack-a-mole".

I'm so pissed at Tommy for flirting with that fat broad at the bar. When we go home I'm going to jerk him off "whack-a-mole" style.

by WeezieCletusBBH May 3, 2009

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Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"

by Dean March 25, 2005

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whack a mole

to sit on a turd that has begun to crown in an effort not to shit oneself.

yesterday i had to play whack a mole at work, i was all alone and the damn customer wouldnt leave.

by elac the great October 7, 2011

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Whack-a-mole

A way to describe a chick who's had breast implants but one of the implants malfunctioned/deflated.

I saw Tammy and Gail together at the beach they were both wearing bikinis and each of them has an implant that deflated. So now when I see them it reminds me of whack-a-mole.

by Tiltied August 8, 2020

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