5 definitions by WeezieCletusBBH

Top Definition
While jerking off a man, with the free hand you hit the tip of the cock with an open palm as if you are playing the popular carnival game "whack-a-mole".
I'm so pissed at Tommy for flirting with that fat broad at the bar. When we go home I'm going to jerk him off "whack-a-mole" style.
by WeezieCletusBBH May 02, 2009
To diddle the clit rapidly until orgasm. The act takes on the visual of a boxer hitting the speed bag. Also known as "speed bagging the clit" or "speed bag the clit"
You say you're eating her out yet no orgasm yet? Are you not speed bagging her? Well, then there's your problem, many women need their clit speed bagged to reach orgasm.
by WeezieCletusBBH May 02, 2009
what one gets when they are finger-banging a woman who has a fishy-smelling vagina
i was ready to go down on her, but had to check out the goods first. i couldn't eat her out b/c her pussy gave me chumknuckle.
by WeezieCletusBBH May 20, 2009
While on her period, a woman opens up the vagina lips and rides her partner's mouth to orgasm. To do a full Captain Morgan, she must also swipe the vagina lips vertically down her partner's chin to resemble the goatee beard. Then when done, she stands up and puts one foot on his chest, declaring conquer and emulating Captain Morgan.

She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.
He said he didn't mind that I was on my period and that he was dying to eat me out. So I Captain Morgan'd him and added a Baba Booey for good measure.
by WeezieCletusBBH May 02, 2009
The woman opens her vagina lips and positions herself so that the vagina lips encompasses her partner's mouth. This resembles the large lips of Howard Stern's producer Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate.

She rides his mouth until she orgasms, but to achieve a true baba booey, she must cum in the man's eye. Preferably, the woman should squirt, but not all women can accomplish this feat. Thus, orgasming in the eye is satisfactory to perform a Baba Booey.
Lisa rode Sal's mouth and thought she would get to Baba Booey him, but he moved after she sat up and she only came on his forehead.
by WeezieCletusBBH May 02, 2009

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