better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish

better than it could be

Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!

Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!

better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish by mom743 December 4, 2010

Wet Fish 

A slimy, very weak and non-committal handshake.

I got such a wet fish handshake from that guy whilst on security.

Wet Fish by theboyos April 4, 2013

wet fish 

A fish that is wet and used for slapping people around the face.

Can be used to explain just HOW angry you are at someone

i am going to slap you with a wet fish

wet fish by i-rock March 26, 2008

Wet Fish 

The act of taking a shower and then jumping in your buddies bed butt necked without drying off. Can be preformed at family campouts, church camps, sleep overs, band camp, etc.

Did you see what Cole did to David?!?! He wet fished him! His sleeping bag is soaked! That sucks!

Wet Fish by Hollerin' Bobby April 18, 2008

slept with a wet fish 

When all of a sudden you realize something terrible has happened to you, it feels like being slapped in the face with a wet fish. In instances where you gain this insight right after waking up, you have obviously 'slept with a wet fish' only to realize what a fool you've been after you wake up.

When I woke up and realized those conmen had tricked me out of a lot of dough last night, I really knew I had slept with a wet fish all night long!

slept with a wet fish by E-go-go January 30, 2009

Wet fish 

This is someone who always agrees to do things with his mates but is then a let down or a flop

Yusef Salam stop being a wet fish!

Wet fish by Friend32155 June 2, 2016

Wet fish 

Cumming on your hand and slapping someone around the face.

Guy: Dude, I totally gave that girl a wet fish!!

Wet fish by Sad git January 4, 2012