Urban Dictionary: wet fish

1.	wet fish
	A fish that is wet and used for slapping people around the face. Can be used to explain just HOW angry you are at someone i am going to slap you with a wet fish buy wet fish mugs & shirts wet fish wet fishy damp fish dry slug by i-rock Mar 26, 2008 add a video
2.	Wet Fish
	A slimy, very weak and non-committal handshake. I got such a wet fish handshake from that guy whilst on security. buy wet fish mugs & shirts wet fish handshake slimy weak by theboyos Apr 4, 2013 add a video
3.	Wet Fish
	The act of taking a shower and then jumping in your buddies bed butt necked without drying off. Can be preformed at family campouts, church camps, sleep overs, band camp, etc. Did you see what Cole did to David?!?! He wet fished him! His sleeping bag is soaked! That sucks! buy wet fish mugs & shirts wet fish necked naked butt church camp by Hollerin' Bobby Apr 18, 2008 add a video

4.	Wet fish
	Cumming on your hand and slapping someone around the face. Guy: Dude, I totally gave that girl a wet fish!! buy wet fish mugs & shirts fetish cum slap face girl sexual violence wet fish funny hand pleasure by Sad git Jan 3, 2012 add a video
5.	wet fish
	Take a paper napkin, roll it up, dip it in water and hit someone in the face with it!! Me and jack were having a play-fight in the pub and he put a wet fish straight in my ear!! buy wet fish mugs & shirts by Olivia Apr 15, 2005 add a video