werge 

A werge is any amalgamation of two words with the effect being to create a single word which sums up both parent words for greater efficiency and/or hilarity.

A classic werge is brunch.

Other werges include Procrasterbate:

-Have you got your stressay in?
-No I was procrasterbating all day yesterday.

werge by Joshuef October 14, 2009

Werge 

The Merging of two Words to make a new hip, contemporary term that describes multiple layers of an experience at once, usually involved with eating, drinking alcohol or some kind of life event that a new generation aims to lay claim on by stamping their own term on it.

In a recent article on the scientific events of day drinking, the New York Times werge hangover and anxiety to create the term "Hang-xiety" as a means of describing a version of "the fear" that can hit sain imbibers in the evening.

Werge by kelly4nia July 3, 2023

Werge die Hanchen 

To Masturbate. German for choke the chicken.

"My German teacher asked what I like to do in my spare time so I told her I 'Werge die Hanchen.'"

Werge die Hanchen by cocknballz July 15, 2009

If…were a person 

“If…were a person” is a catch all formulaic phrase designed to foreground the actions of a person as so definitive that their picture should be found under the definition of the word or phrase.

If used correctly the verb “to be” used in the sentence should be conjugated in the English Subjunctive tense because it presupposes a condition that does not actually exist preceded by the word: “if”.

Any number of colorful phrases can be used to complete this word formula. The only limit is the imagination of the observer.

Correct ways of using the formula: “If…were a person.”

If “cock blocking” were a person it would look like Joe Manchin vs.Biden’s attempts at legislation.

If “too soon” were a person it would look like Pete Davidson sending a selfie to Kanye West from Kim Kardashian’s bed after smashing.

If…were a person by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2022

wedgehead 

A Wedgehead is a member of the British Army's Royal Engineers. The expression dates back to when the Royal Artillery ran away in Crimea forcing the Engineers to rescue their guns before the Russians stole them. In the chaos, they used dead infantry officers' bodies to wedge the wheels to stop the cannons rolling downhill.

See that Wedgehead over there? He is thick as mince and a complete waste of rations.

wedgehead by Bumsnorkler March 4, 2019

kacchan we were five 

BakuDeku audio which kept being taken down on youtube because it’s quite ✨cursed✨

It can be used as a trigger to weebs.

They will feel quite uncomfortable after hearing just those 5 words.

“You sure your mom isn’t home.“
“Yeah I’m sure.“
“That’s what you said last time she caught us.“
“But Kacchan we were five.”

kacchan we were five by Weeb1234321 August 30, 2020

They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds 

They Tried to Bury Us but They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds — the battle cry of minority communities across America that explains the reasons they flourish in spite of: racism, gerrymandering, systematic oppression, and initial poverty.

Don’t you know that if you bury a seed it will put down roots and grow stronger.

Message to The Republican Party from the minority communities of America: They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds. The more you oppress us; the stronger we will become.

They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 4, 2023