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11.
1.something you F*ck with heavily (if your a whore)
2.something you play with when your being KINKY
3.something you play with when in the boys bathroom at school
1.omg what a wenus oh i'm sorry thats a weennie dog oh wait no that just your thing
3. "Spike.... what are you doin in the bathroom!" ,said johnny. Spike replies, "I'm beatin my wenus."
by mitch williams & steph woolard February 28, 2007
 
1.
1. the skin on your elbow
2. a word use for freaking someone out by making them think youre talking about something else when you say wenus
Your wenus is huge!
Wanna see my wenus?
Cover up your wenus, for the love of god!
My wenus is all wrinkly.
My wenus can stretch really far.
I have TWO wenuses!
by Roxie September 02, 2004
 
2.
the skin on your elbow
John has really long wenus.
by Zach R. June 22, 2003
 
3.
Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics
"Yes, Fran, I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the Wenus, and I'm not happy!"
by Merlotty September 06, 2005
 
4.
A Wenus is the stretchy skin on your elbow that allows it to move flexibly.
Get your wenus off me!

Most people can't lick their wenus but I can!

To freak someone out: I've seen your wenus!

I can't see the end of my wenus!

I touch my wenus daily!
by HeySexyLady January 02, 2013
 
5.
stands for Weekly Estimated Net Usage System.
it is what chandler bing used to stay up worrying about
chandler: i'm looking at the wenus and im not happy!
secretary nicolle henrion: i'm so sorry sir...
chandler: its too late for sorry you're fired
unemployed nicolle henrion: i should have listened to adam...
by booya_nicolle September 29, 2011
 
6.
A holy dude with a bullet-proof golf cart, a sexy face and a fancy hat
Da pope is da bawwwss (wenus)
by Amelia D November 15, 2012
 
7.
acronym for Weekly Estimated Net Usage System, as seen in the show FRIENDS. Do not be confused with the post that says it is Statistics instead of System, because it is definitely SYSTEM.
I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
by FRIENDSlover July 28, 2009