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Ape Wellington 

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.
"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

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Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

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Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

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Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

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Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"
Ape Wellington by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009
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A dance move popularized by MrTLexify. "Imagine that you're at the bottom of a dark well, and there's a bunch of dicks all around you, and you gotta get 'em all off and that's how you dance" - MrTLexify
Lex did the well at a party once and he got so many bitches
The Well by ANamelessPotato July 28, 2017

Mental Wealth 

To have mental wealth is to possess the knowledge, skills and resilience to maintain and enjoy great mental health, even in tough times. Mental wealth helps us to thrive and protects us from having poor mental health.
Mental wealth is something everyone has a right to.

It means understanding what makes us human; how to regulate our thoughts, feelings and behaviours so that we play our best game and help others to do so too.
She invested in her mental wealth and was able to confidently navigate change and stressful situations.
They invested in children's mental wealth so that they grew up to be confident, resilient and accountable.

People with high levels of mental wealth thrive
Mental Wealth by Hummingbee October 10, 2020

All was well. 

Person: "At what point did you know your childhood was over?"
Potterhead: "When I saw the words, 'All was well.'"
All was well. by Sleepyseverus January 21, 2012

Health and Well-being 

Health and well-being can mean different things within different cultures and may even change over time. A negative definition would be the absence of physical illness or disease and psychological distress. A positive definition would be the attainment and maintaining of physical and psychological fitness. Unfortunately, the label was used by discriminatory feminists to promote female only rest areas from which all males are excluded. Even the so-called experts couldn’t leave it alone; they had to have a holistic definition, namely, that health and well-being is the result of a combination of physical, social, intellectual and emotional factors, which most people could have worked out for themselves, aren’t “experts” wonderful.
“Some dozy bimbo from HR wants to run health and well-being awareness courses, just so she can peddle her feminist bullshit.”
Oh fuck!”

Wealthfare 

A series of benefits conferred unto heirs by wealthy parents and grandparents, rendering the recipient(s) paralyzed to all ambition, objectives and sense of service.
Look at the SUV those trustafarians are driving. I wish I had that much wealthfare.
Wealthfare by ChillinCPA December 13, 2013