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well ventilated dress shoes 

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office
Your feet get all hot and sweaty? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

well put me in a dress and call me susie 

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf

Well-Dressed Wednesday 

Every month's third wednesday, you dress overly formal, honouring Well-Dressed Wednesday
Rego: What will you wear on Well-Dressed Wednesday?
Misi: A blue Suit with a matching blue tie.
Well-Dressed Wednesday by Gojjo January 22, 2022

well dressed professor 

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.
I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!

Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!

We'll have to smoke the dress 

Phrase said in Mad Men when something such as marijuana or alcohol is spilled on any surface.
"It's all over the rug" "we'll have to smoke the dress" (Mad Men s4: e3)
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026