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Hamilton Wenham 

Hamilton Wenham is a small town in Massachusetts. It is 99.9% white and .1% half white. Known as a town with nothing to do you can often find the kids going to nearby towns such as Beverly and Gloucester. Here there is still nothing to do, but a little less nothing. Contrary to popular belief the local hang out is not the Black Cow, but instead it is Nick's Roast Beef, which in case you wanted to know, is in Beverly, not Hamilton or Wenham.
These towns have two claims to fame. First, Myopia, every teenager hates it. Every Grandparent loves it, but has to wait until they die to get in, off the waiting list. Myopia is known for its posh golf course and masses of horses. It often hosts Polo games, which no one from Hamilton-Wenham goes to, unless they're working there.
Its second claim to fame is the Patton family. It sums it all up by saying General George S. Patton was the last remotely famous person from Hamilton Wenham, and he's from World War II.
"I'm from Hamilton Wenham."
"Oh, you must be rich"

"I'm from Hamilton Wenham."
"Oh, do you ride horses?"

Hamilton Wenham by Steven Parry November 7, 2005
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It started in the IRC channel #Bosnia and is now used by English speaking IRC patrons to greet each other.
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Hamilton Wenham 

If you've been to Hamilton Wenham, leave. It's filled with white kids that can't play sports, and when they lose their dad's give them a pat on the back sayixng "sport we're going to the yacht club after no worries." It's 99.9% white, and the other .1% is that one black kid in school who is from Gordon Conwell and is gone the next year. If you want to do anything, there is nothing to do. There is only like 1 restaurant, if you go you will see the entire population of Hamilton Wenham there. The only thing to look at is the amount of old people taking their daily jogs. It might be the worst town to get stuck in because #1 there are no hotels #2 NO SELL SERVICE #3 There will be no one to help you, instead the police will be busy catching the 16 year old spoiled brats driving Lamborghinis. There is one thing people are decent at here, and it's golf. Catch those old people at world renown "Myopia Hunt Club," but we all know that no one as ever heard of it before.
"Hey are you from Hamilton Wenham?"
"yeah, how'd you know?"
"You're wearing vineyard vines."

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Ex 2
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