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weiner schnitzel 

scandanavian slang for a delicious snack eaten at 4:02 o'clock in the afternoon after a pleasant stroll on a wednesday just before it rains. : )
That was a delicious weiner schnitzel we had laste wednesday at 4:02 o'clock before it rained.

Saugen mein weiner schnitzel 

1.) When a woman is giving a blow job or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)

Eg.) " I made my girlfriend - saugen mein wiener schnitzel!"

2.) Slang for telling someone to suck you cock or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)

Eg.) " Why don't you saugen mein wiener schnitzel & shut up"

Weiner shitzel 

1. (v.) When a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
2. (n.) The feces on a male's penis when a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
1. You fucking weiner shitzeled on my dick!
2. Look at all that weiner shitzel
Weiner shitzel by Rehehehehe May 13, 2023

spicy wiener schnitzel 

the act of basting your penis in tabasco sauce and having a german shepard perform fellatio on your fiery flavored wiener.
Jeff : hey Lassie, ya hungry girl? well i've got your favorite. just wait a minute while i fix you a spicy wiener schnitzel.

winer schnitzel 

A big fat Scottish penis only bad asses have it like kyle and Gavin and Liam and Noah and gianna
Kyle did u see that Winer schnitzel on that kid named Noah it's really long
winer schnitzel by Gdevs August 3, 2017

Wiener Shitzel

A guy who gets shit on his dick after anal.
“She wiener SHITzeled me bro”
“I’m never doing anal again, got wiener SHITzeled last time”
Wiener Shitzel by DudLee March 22, 2026