The kicking-assest rock band from the last decade. They're the best ever examples of Billie Joe Armstrong's words of wisdom: "There's nothing wrong with being a loser. It just depends on how good you are at it."
The guys from Weezer are awesome at it. The rest of us losers can only ever hope to be as good at it as they are.

Weezer is rock/alternative music. NOT "emo".
Emo Poser: I LOVE Weezer. They're SO emo, and I like to cut my emo wrists and listen to them.

Me: *Breaks emo poser's nose* Shut up, fag. Weezer are NOT emo. *Makes little quotation marks in the air with fingers when says "emo"*
by CoffeeShopGuitarist January 13, 2007
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sad music for virgins to cry to
“Watch out, weezer fan 8 oclock.”
by broebunger February 1, 2021
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Best. Band. Ever.
Duhhhh
Nick: Hey dude, I got tickets to WEEZER!
John: Chya, they're only like the best. band. ever.
by weezrulesss January 18, 2009
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(1). noun: An American rock band made for virgins, quiet kids, and old men who "miss old rock".

(2). phrase: A subtle form of saying you are either gay, a furry or you have never felt the touch of a woman
Dude 1: Yo! Did you hear the new Weezer EP?
Dude 2: No, I'm more of a Car Seat Headrest guy.

OR

Dude 1: My favorite band is Weezer , along with Toto.
Dude 2: Damn dude, get a girlfriend.
by gayfurry420 December 29, 2022
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A band that was officially formed on Feburary 14,1992. And has released a masterpiece of an album in 1994. It was called the Blue Album. Then in 1996 the album Pinkerton was released, it had okay reviews. Then Weezer went a brief hiatus.....for 5 years.... Anyway in 2001 Weezer put out the Green Album that was complete shit. The only relativly good song on the album was Island In the Sun. September24, 2002 weezer released a limited cd called "The Lion and the Witch" which was limited to 25,000 copies. The cds were only sold in small record stores around America. The next cd will be released sometime in 2004, and the Dvd will be released March 23 2004. (I think) The best band ever, so questions asked.
Guy: Yo, what's the best band?
Another Guy: Weezer.
by Anjroo February 13, 2004
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An Alt-Rock band that flip flops in and out of the mainstream. Has some well known songs such as Undone (The Sweater Song), and Say It Ain't So.

They are NOT emo, just self-aware about what they're like.
That Weezer concert was awesome, Pat has awesome drum skills.
by That One Nerd From School March 14, 2019
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A Weezer is someone or something wich belongs to the beautyful little town of Weeze in Germany. Weezer Bürger = Citizens of Weeze. Weezer Strassen (Streets), Weezer Flughafen (Airport), Weezer Kirche (Church of Weeze) a.s.o. ...
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by razzfazz February 6, 2010
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