weef 

Any early gen z or millennial man (usually white and From the Midwest) heavily dependent on main stream Basic “hipster/nerdy/tech” culture to make up his personality ranging from the ages of her early 20s to mid 30s

“Oh my God Johnny won’t stop talking about the barcade... he is so weef”

weef by shadowiki March 16, 2023

Weef 

A weak ass motherfucker. Can refer to someone that’s soft asf too. A weef is just overall a soft ass pussy.

*The boys are at the beach*

*Sees a group of girls*

John: Let’s go see what’s up with these bitties.

Jake: Nah im good im chillin

*Jake is single and is not talking to anyone*

Alex: Jake ur such a fucking weef grow a pair

Weef by vlone soldier October 13, 2020

weef 

a hairless horse.

Your mother is a weef.

weef by weefffffrnfso February 22, 2010

weef 

the action when a person place thing or idea has been savagledy ripped apart by overly sized viscious birds.

shut up before you get weefed!

weefed;weefer;weefified;

weef by Valerie Wynn January 25, 2005

weef 

An audible emission of air from a wolf's vagina

The weef startled the deer the wolf was stalking.

weef by MrBrocktoon April 5, 2008

weef 

the opposite of a queef. The insucking of air into the vagina, much like a deep vaginal breath.

After a long pussy pounding hour, her vagina weefed with fatigue.

weef by conzie fitzwilson April 13, 2003

Weef 

A Wiener Queef

Dude did u hear that?
Yeah it sounded like Alvin weefed!

Weef by cambodia April 3, 2015