Guy: "Oh snap, how did you just hit a royal flush after being so fucked up?"
Dude: "You can't handle this bro, read it and weep!"
Guy: "I'm over this gambling, I'm bout to go back to the room where I can weed it and skeet!"
Dude: "I may have won this hang, but sounds like you're gonna be rolling and choking it with your hand..."
Guy: "Whatevs..."
Dude: "You can't handle this bro, read it and weep!"
Guy: "I'm over this gambling, I'm bout to go back to the room where I can weed it and skeet!"
Dude: "I may have won this hang, but sounds like you're gonna be rolling and choking it with your hand..."
Guy: "Whatevs..."
by GlazeHer January 1, 2014