Wedged

The state in which you are "wedged" between being awake and asleep. This is the point of the night in which everything sounds funny and it is difficult to put sentences together.

"I was so wedged after being awake for two days that I continued to blame my socks for farting."

by Drewskiboy April 24, 2009

wedge

In England your wedge would be an undefined sum of money or bread.

I got a load of wedge in me pocket.

by cazmax February 14, 2005

Wedged

1. Very, very, very drunk. Like you're standing on wedges.
2. Like swedged but without the S.

Fraser was pure wedged last night after drinking all that bevvy

We all got so wedged after mum bought us the cheap vodka

by Toxic_Cat July 14, 2014

the wedge

A really un-funny australian show. It's lame, boring and i don't see how anyone here in australian can like it.
The jokes just plain suck its almost as bad as Rove.

Person1: OMG OMG!!!11!one!1 did you watch the wedge last night? I love that fat mandy chick.

Person2: Go watch your fucking shit show in that hole over there.

by cosmo_sez! September 11, 2006

wedge

Slang for vagina, the female reproductive organ.

"Sorry I am late, I had a huge wad of underwear stuck in my wedge from riding my bike and it took a moment to remove it."

by LauraPalmer August 15, 2007

Wedge

A fun bro who also always cares and looks out for their friends

Who did you vote in for the Class Wedge superlative in the yearbook?

Totally Harrison. He's such a wedge.

by wedgelover123 January 11, 2018

Wedge

A gentleman who you can also hang out with on Friday nights.

I had the best time with Joe this weekend. He acted like such a wedge- he paid for dinner and everything.

by wedgelover123 January 11, 2018