The act of wasting enormous amounts of time aimlessly browsing the internet when one should be completing other, much more important tasks. It usually starts as a simple search or the checking of one's emails, and can last for multiple hours before the individual realizes it.
n. one who procrastinates through the internet; one who spends all their free time on the internet; one who never gets anything done because they are constantly on the computer
Jean is such a webcrastinator, she hardly ever leaves her computer desk.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).