Weaselly-Eyed Fuck

An individual who has a face which causes them to be mistaken as a weasel, most likely due to extremely squinty eyes. Known be knowledgeable alcohol buyers.

Tyler: Dude, Dave is such a Weaselly-Eyed Fuck.
Chris: I know, but he's pretty cool.

Weaselly-Eyed Fuck by MerchantofVenice3 May 14, 2011

weaselly cheese 

someone who continously fards in a bag, to later ferment it into a scrumptious meal

weaselly cheese, jharvent: snorts coke
dhar mann: what's up dhar mann fam

weaselly cheese by big boy eats September 29, 2021

Sporting a Weasely 

Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.

Did you see Ron's dad?
No, why?
He's totally Sporting a Weasely while talking to that woman.

Sporting a Weasely by Morik June 14, 2010

Pulling a Weasely 

Hiding an erection with pillows (or any other object), while sitting down.

This term comes from a scene in Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, when Mr. Weasely is talking to Hermione. Through that entire scene he is constantly holding a pillow over his crotch.

This term is not to be confused with Sporting a Weasely, although they are similar.

Man, I totally had an erection the entire time I was talking to Sally.

Wow, what did she say about that?

Nothing, I luckily was Pulling a Weasely the whole time. She never got to see what I was hiding.

Pulling a Weasely by Morik June 14, 2010

weasely 

A shady ass person that likes to have their mouth open as wide as their legs. They have multiple sexual relationships without the knowledge or consent of any of their significant others and will sneak off the moment you fall asleep or turn your back. Never trust someone with a weasely rep.

Mary: Hey, have you been hanging out with Tim lately?
Jane: Ew, fuck no. Tim's a weasely little bitch. He cheats on everybody.

weasely by Emily & Pahut June 8, 2015

Weasely hot 

Vaguely sexy in the manner of a small and slippery predator.

The therapist in ‘Good Girls’ is so unprofessional, but I can’t help but find him weasely hot

Weasely hot by Wildglade70 September 3, 2021

ron weasely 

the ginger kid from harry potter all the bi girls on tiktok wanna fuck. including me.

ron weasely and the weasely twins could do unspeakable things to me.

ron weasely by emilymaybrown8 October 20, 2020