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What you get in the toilet after taking a crap that felt like it came out sideways.
After hours of pushing and straining, Zach splashed a weapon of ass destruction in the toilet.
by Ed November 05, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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When you eat 6 breakfast burritos and fart while wearing a trenchcoat. Then walk into a crowded restaurant and open your trench coat to release the toxic fumes, killing everyone.
The morning crowd at McDonald's kept eating thier food, blissfully unaware the terrorist had just finished eating 4 McGriddles. He felt a slight rumble in his intestines, then stood up and began to undo his trenchcoat buttons....
by Pigeon McNugget October 08, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Gay slang for an exceptionally large penis, so named because of its tendency to cause anal bleeding during buggery. (see also dumdum bullet)
Hello Mr Archer, welcome to Belmarsh Prison. Your cellmate is Mad Mickey McPerve, i'd be very wary of him if i were you, he has a weapon of ass destruction, and he's not afraid to use it.
by Dunky Oggins November 28, 2003
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A porno movie. "Weapons of Ass Destruction" Anal sex.
by Jeff Stevens February 03, 2004
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What your ass becomes after eating an IHOP broccoli & cheese omelet for breakfast, a Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell for lunch and White Castle sliders & beer for dinner
you need to register that weapon of ass destruction after chowing-down that entire tray of broccoli and cheese casserole after the bar last night
by LEDP November 24, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A large gas pass; the result of gassy foods
Mexican food, beans, chili, fried foods
by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 01, 2003
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

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Oh no! It's J-Lo! BOOM!
by Strawberry Clock Version 2 February 26, 2004
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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