gas pass

If you have to pass gas, and you have to save it for later.

Person 1- UGH i have such wretched gas.
Person 2- Query, do you have your gas pass handy?
Person 1- NO, gonna have to just let it loose.

by Mattata May 8, 2006

gas pass

When a person enters a group or into the vicinity of others, deliberately passes gas, and then departs as if nothing happened.

Oh my gosh! Do you smell that? I think Bill from accounting just gas passsed us before he left. We should invite him out for a power lunch and get him back.

by samdiego October 28, 2009

Malecki Gas Pass

It's like when you're lying on your stomach naked and then your naked boyfriend sits on your butt and then farts in your butt.

eg. Jen was utterly disgusted when Ryan performed the Malecki Gas Pass after a romantic night...

by Abby Severt October 3, 2006

Puppy Ass Gas Pass

The act of farting in your dog's mouth, then immediately sending it to lick your friend's face.

Timmy was sleeping, so I woke him up with a Puppy Ass Gas Pass!!

by RichieP October 26, 2006

Gas and Pass

When one silently farts and walks away to let the rest of the group rot in the stenchy smell of his ronchy gas.

Dude! Did you just gas and pass?!

by MacGruver August 19, 2010

Puppy Ass Gas Pass

The act of farting in your dog's mouth, then immediately sending it to lick your friend's face.

Timmy was sleeping, so I woke him up with a Puppy Ass Gas Pass!!

by RichieP October 25, 2006

the gas we pass

lets everyone know, that we can blame women for farts too. Women fart just as nasty as men.

The gas we pass is the same gas the women pass

by Will Reeeed April 22, 2009