we need to talk

How someone kicks off a conversation where it will be only they talking, and you sweating. Just the mere mention of these words can frighten your partner or employees.


The best comeback is indifference to what they're saying, and a hearty "Fuck you". Or, alternatively, plan to do something that they'll really like as soon as they say this, then, at the end of it, say this to them, and fuck them off.

there are enough examples in this definition already.

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

we need to talk

meaning (we) need to talk about shit I need to do.

girfriend: Rob, we need to talk.
Rob: Fuck! Trying to watch the game here.

by Rexall October 13, 2004

we need to talk

That's what a woman says to her boyfriend when he fucked up.

If your woman says this, run because you're fucked!

by The Dude November 11, 2004

we need to talk

The sure fire way to tell that your boyfriend/girlfriend is about to break up with you.

"We need to talk, I don't think this is working out..."

by nat the SPORK September 21, 2003

we need to talk

ohh you are in big fucking trouble

worker: *shits in bosses cup*
boss: we need to talk.
worker: oh fuck

by nathan sucks July 12, 2021

we need to talk

the famous saying by all significant others when there about to break up with you.

Tom...... i think we need to talk

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

we need to talk

Usually what the bitch sais after you dump your load on her face. A very good indicator that you''l be sleeping on the coach and getting no pussy for a long time.

After emptying his sack onto her kisser, Janice told Bob that they 'need to talk.'

by James Bourne September 23, 2003