The four most dreaded words known to man, whether they be spoken by a significant other, boss, roommate, parent, friend, etc. Usually means you fucked up big time and are about to be dumped, fired, kicked out, disciplined, or at least threatened with some form of punishment or formal rejection. Known to be a leading cause of mini-heart attacks and paranoia.
We need to talk.

Oh shit, what did I do?
by rtv0587 April 22, 2011
only way to save face after having this statement directed toward you is to fall to the ground and fake a seizure, anurism, or massive myocardial infarction (heart attack).
by jefbenet November 06, 2003
If these words come out of ANYONE'S mouth your pretty much fucked. Parents,naggy-ass wives, just nags. THINK FAST, or just run for your damn life, and pray to god he/she dont find you!
Mother: "we need to talk...."
Child: -thought 'aw fuck'
by The bitch muffin February 18, 2011
What a person says when he has something to discuss.
Boy: We need to talk.
Girl: ...
Boy: We need a new shower head.
by sukebe September 19, 2004
your screwed your girlfriend is leavin you
heyy baby we need to talk
by taken0prisioners September 20, 2003
A time to have a heart attack, lay down and die. Especially when a guy says it.
Guy: Baby, we need to talk
Girl: Um..ok?
Guy: It's not working out
Girl: *has a heart attack & dies*
by Mami February 14, 2004
Things have suddenly gone south!!!
Fat chick: We need to talk.
Redneck:I'll pack your bags for you, whore.
by Snazzy McSnazz April 24, 2004

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