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Waylon Jennings 

The greatest Country music singer of all time and a legend of the "Outlaw Country" movement when Country was still about the passion of the music. Waylon was originally a bass player for Buddy Holly. After Buddy's death, Waylon began to follow his own act and became one of the founding members of the "Outlaw Movement" of Country -- also known as the greatest music ever created (examples would be Willie Nelson, Johnny Paycheck, Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, David Allen Coe, and George Jones). Waylon peaked in the 70's before Country music began to slowly turn to commercialized crap (a process completed by the mid-late 90's). He was married to the very beautiful Jessi Colter, who as the "First Woman of Outlaw Music" would have had no issue in kicking someone like Taylor Swift's scrawny little ass, before passing away in 2002.

Waylon had a very distinctive voice and passion in his music that is un-characteristic of bubblegum Country of today where men wear $4,000 cowboy hats from New York Department stores and women have fake breasts and fake blonde hair. Great Country legends like Waylon Jennings smoked non-filtered Pall Mall's and drank Pabst Blue Ribbon, often drunk as hell before getting up on stage, and still managed to give all their heart in their music. Waylon was a gentleman at heart and like many others in the "Outlaw Country" movement, his body faded away from us all long before the spirit within him could be given proper voice within his music.
"Man, Country just ain't what it used to be!"

"I hear that, we need some Waylon Jennings, Willie, and the boys!"
Waylon Jennings by JDFP February 15, 2010
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something The Why Don'T We boys (mainly Zach Herron screams)
I SAID BOOM BOOM BOOM EVERYBODY HEAR ME SAY WAYHOO
wayhoo by Cami0Grace May 14, 2018
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Wayoff P 

A nickname we call this awful playoff performer called Paul George, who plays for the Los Angeles Clippers. Thanks to his shitty playoff performance in 2020, he gained the nickname Wayoff P, because his shots are always “way off”. This nickname was given to Paul after the Clippers blew a 3-1 lead against the Denver Nuggets in the second round.
Clippers Bandwagon: Paul George was 4-16 today, and he fucking hit the side of the backboard. Might as well call him Wayoff P. Fuck the Clippers, I’m a Lakers Fan now.
Wayoff P by lebronlakersfan14 October 2, 2020
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WINNERS WAPOO EVERYDAY.

Dynamos! Dynamites! Sleep all day, and WAPOO all night!
wapoo by ithinkwegetthepicturekari September 3, 2012
A Band called Why Don’t We made this word up! Zach herron is the one who says it all the time!
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Wayhooo by Whydontwe January 12, 2018
A mystical feeling you feel when you have puffed way more weed than you can handle. You enter a lethargic feeling and do not know what is going on.
Yo Davis is too Waypuff right now... He shouldn't smoke as much weed
Waypuff by Puffypuff January 13, 2011
A sexy ass cherokee name.

When people hear Waymon they think of the sexiest cherokee black nigga that ever lived. Loving, Caring, and a good ass kisser; Waymon makes the perfect package along with his abs 😍
"Aye you know Waymon?"

"Nah why?"
"Damn how?' He's fine asf!"
Waymon by Wayy2good March 13, 2017