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The Godlyist person alive.
"Wow you're a real Waylon!"
by Waylon March 10, 2005
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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The best boyfriend ever and hes so sexy and so hot and always knows how to make his girlfriend happy
Man, he sure is Waylon
by lovebug808 March 04, 2011
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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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Pat: Bro, you just saved my life!

Steve: No big deal, I pulled a Waylon.
by BullyDog May 26, 2010
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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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A small amount of Asian feces.
Oh my god! THERE'S A WAYLON IN MY CAR
by Wiggleradish January 22, 2017
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A small,chubby kid who loves watching anime , has no chance with any girl,and has a creepy love for cats(in a sexual way)
That sure is a Waylon over there,look at him just shove that cat in his body pillow.
by hewett lessenberry January 04, 2017
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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