whatsapp 

Messaging app for people having affairs. Used in conjunction with Words with Friends

Whatsapp lets you chat to your whore without being seen to be online.

Sharon, the homewrecking whore, uses whatsapp to chat to her 'married boyfriend.

His wife will never know

whatsapp by farnham philanderer January 3, 2017

Whatsapp University

The international institution that many boomers graduated from which they studied the arts of fake news and its distribution within the communication network to their loved ones and others.

"Mum sent another fake news article about onions disinfecting rooms of coronavirus, Whatsapp University back at it again."

Whatsapp University by Niggamunch March 25, 2020

Whatsapp stalking

To stalk someone by constantly checking their whatsapp timestamp.

Dude she never replied to my whatsapp . I checked and she was online a few mins ago.

Bro get a life ..stop whatsapp stalking the biatch!

Whatsapp stalking by Cuckoldfob September 12, 2015

wasappening 

Pronounciation: "Whas-saaap-pah-ning"

A greeting form for people who have become fed up with other regular forms of greetings.

the term derived from the phrase "what is happening" or "whats up" and basically means the same thing but in a cooler format and should be expressed as exageratingly as possible for emphasis

the phrase is used at the begining of a conversation instead of the word "hello" or "hi" to spice up or make the conversation more interesting in a gangsterlike imatation.

person X is aproached by person Y, as they get closer person Y exclams "wasappening!" with his arms waving, hands gesturing about, all steriotypically gangster like. person X responds with "hey man wasup" or some other phrase equivalent.

please note that "wasappening" cannot be responded to with another "wasappening" as it is bad english - lol

wasappening by Mr2C January 19, 2009

WhatsApp 

WhatsApp Messenger is a freeware, cross-platform messaging and Voice over IP service owned by Facebook, Inc. It allows users to send text messages and voice messages, make voice and video calls, and share images, documents, user locations, and other media.

I use WhatsApp

WhatsApp by PepeDaCoffinFrog October 20, 2020

whatsapp drip 

WHATSAPP 😂😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂🥵🥵🥵

guy1: ª
guy2: WHATSAPP DRIP ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

whatsapp drip by Verdeancho June 2, 2021

Whatsapp Uncle 

A person who spreads news or gives opinions without qualification, certification, or proper education. Normally seen on Whatsapp spreading fake news, and not quoting proper sources. They normally think of themself to always be right when they are usually wrong.

A Whatsapp Uncle is a graduate of Whatsapp University.

Khalid: "Did you see this Hadith about the Prophet Uncle Yasir sent me?"
Omair: "Always verify what Uncle Yasir says, he is a Whatsapp Uncle!"
Khalid: " You are right, first he told me Corona Virus was fake, now he is telling me the vaccination is fake. He is such a Whatsapp Uncle."

Whatsapp Uncle by Wiseguy0909 July 23, 2021