A food usually accompanied with fried chicken, and usually eaten by black people.
DAYUM NIGGA, I'Z BE NEEDINZ SOME WATER MELON.
by kitkahtz November 20, 2008
Everybody knows that black people love the giant green and red watermelons, cause... they grow them in the plantations.
Guy1: That watermelon looks real tasty.
Guy2: Then why don't you eat it?
Guy1: Because last time a black man stole it!
Guy2: Aww, too bad.
by Dragonyser August 29, 2012
A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
Just finished taking a Watermelon dump, now my ass is covered in toilet water
by Onion113 May 27, 2010
Slang for a big ass baby. Nicknamed this because while giving birth it feels like it'd be easier to push Mr. Universe out of your vagina.
Proud mother: "Cody was born a whopping 12 pounds and 24 inches."

Shocked eavesdropper: "What a watermelon!"
by WhatAWatermelon. December 30, 2009
A code-word used to be racist to black people, especially in South-East Queensland, Australia.
"Dude that fuckin' watermelon stole my bike I swear to God" See Nigger
by Steveyjew February 09, 2010
A 1st grade sex-toy for the lonely, also makes a surprisingly nice desert.
Tracy: Mmm, that was a nice desert Bob. May I ask what the 'secret ingredient' is?
Bob: Yes my dear Tracy; Nothing but the juice of a man, blended together with the juice of the watermelon.
Tracy: You little wanker!
Bob: Glad you enjoyed it.
by Makolal July 16, 2009
a fruit that may give men the same results as Viagra.
Hey honey, you are all out of refills on your Viagra. Eat some watermelon!
by day_dream_elaina July 10, 2008

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